AMA Because I'm Bored At Work

"wunderwagen wants a longer roof" (wunderwagen) 03/09/2015 at 16:00 • Filed to: None

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The title says it all. I have another hour until the cashier closing with me arrives, and the boss left early. Let's kill some time and do an AMA

The S2000 is what I wish I had for the drive in, it is currently in the mid-50s and sunny. Absolutely lovely day, the temps are supposed to hit mid 60s by the weekend.

extraspecialbitter > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:02

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AP1 or 2?

Jonathan Harper > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:03

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What's the most recent search in your google history?

area man > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:04

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where do you work?

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > extraspecialbitter 03/09/2015 at 16:04

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AP2 because I like the looks a bit more.

TheHondaBro > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:04

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Hit paste in the reply. I dare you.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:05

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Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

CalzoneGolem > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:05

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What does it have in its pocketses Precious?

Milky > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:06

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:06

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AMA? Whaich one? Motocross, supercross, or superbikes?

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Jonathan Harper 03/09/2015 at 16:07

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"Honda s2000 ap2 hd" because I was trying to find one that was a decent picture, not bagged/lowered/etc

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 03/09/2015 at 16:10

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I'm single but let's go with marry my wife, fuck Oprah, and kill Barbara Walters.

I read this and laughed out loud.

itschrome > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:10

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How come we always ask "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood"? but never seem to bother to ask "Would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Seems like we are being a bit oppressive with our forced role of chucking wood that we place upon the woodchuck. Shouldn't we take a moment and think about the woodchucks feelings on this topic? I mean I for one would be pissed to find my self pigeon holed, or woodchuck chucked in this case, into a stereotype role just because I was of a certain gender,race or other wise. Perhaps we should take a moment to contemplate whether or not wood chucks would do any chucking at all if they were capable to do so. Maybe we could stop raping the majestic woodchucks by forcing them into the role of wood chucker just because they are woodchucks!! thoughts?

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/09/2015 at 16:11

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I hardly know the difference between these! Shit, is supercross motocross but with supervises?

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > CalzoneGolem 03/09/2015 at 16:12

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My wallet and lint.

TheHondaBro > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:12

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But the AP1 has the screaming redline!

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > area man 03/09/2015 at 16:12

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A drugstore chain based out of the Midwest.

Jonathan Harper > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:13

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What is the furthest you have travelled from home, by car?

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:13

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It's a quote from Step Brothers, which I am now going to watch tonight. haha

area man > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:13

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How perfectly non-specific. Hope the rest of your shift passes uneventfully.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > TheHondaBro 03/09/2015 at 16:14

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9,000RPM REDLINE!!! V-TEC, BRO!!! AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!

I do love AP1s. haha

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > TheHondaBro 03/09/2015 at 16:14

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmZqs…

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > area man 03/09/2015 at 16:15

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Don't want to invite possible trouble, I will say it probably isn't the first one you'd think of.

area man > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:17

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I wasn't ragging on you, I do the same sorta thing with my job.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 03/09/2015 at 16:20

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I didn't know that! Admittedly, I don't know much about them other than visual differences between AP1 and AP2. Just a roadster I really like.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 03/09/2015 at 16:20

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Never seen the movie but it was pretty entertaining to read that, haha.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Milky 03/09/2015 at 16:24

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my absolute favorite show ever.

Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:24

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You said ask you anything... so here goes:

Dream car?

Dream celebrity wife?

Favorite TV show (other than Top Gear)?

Inspiration behind your username?

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > itschrome 03/09/2015 at 16:25

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I'm trying not to laugh and it hurts.

My thoughts, rename Woodchucks to something more accurate of their actions.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Jonathan Harper 03/09/2015 at 16:26

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Drove 6 hours to Chicago in November. It was a ton of fun.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > area man 03/09/2015 at 16:27

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I know, just clarifying for anyone who might read.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor 03/09/2015 at 16:35

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Dream car: I have a whole dream garage and none cost more than like $50K when new. Right now if I had to pick one it has to be a G8 because I'm dead set on it, or a restored and modified old American station wagon(preferably Chevy). So obtainable dream cars?

Celebrity Wife: Emma Watson. She's actually a good person, very intelligent, kind, and freaking gorgeous.

Favorite TV Show: Archer

Username: I was trying to think of a new one to use for everything because I didn't like my old one. Happened to be reading about some family history on my mom's side(Germans), it kinda just hit me and I realy like the look/sound of it.

Milky > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:36

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Season 5 just went on Hulu and I'm so happy.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Milky 03/09/2015 at 16:41

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it went on Netflix over the weekend but I bought it last week haha. The extras on the discs are awesome.

 V8 Rustler > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:42

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:43

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If that made you laugh then you'd probably like the rest of the movie. You should check it out.

itschrome > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 16:44

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But isn't that the same as saying "But your honor! She was asking for it! Did you see what she was wearing?"

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 03/09/2015 at 16:56

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Will consider it for sure.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > itschrome 03/09/2015 at 16:58

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Maybe a bit. Haha.

wunderwagen wants a longer roof >  V8 Rustler 03/09/2015 at 16:58

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Sir, is there a real question here?

itschrome > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 17:00

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STOP RAPING WOODCHUCKS!!!!! They deserve to be treated with respect!

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Milky 03/09/2015 at 18:03

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And there's my evening. Thank you!

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > wunderwagen wants a longer roof 03/09/2015 at 19:47

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What should I do with my AP2?

wunderwagen wants a longer roof > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 03/09/2015 at 22:22

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For the love of god don't slam it, bag it, or anything similar to those things. I'd get a hard top for winter and just make minor adjustments to make it a corner munching 4 pot monster.